Tuesday, September 2, 2014

What a Show! OED & PS take 2!

What a great night we had! I know we were excited, but I don't think either one of us actually expected it to be THAT great. I know I was really worried about being able to stand the whole time, but I really surprised myself... and made myself proud. I give credit to Kimberly... she really knows how to captivate an audience's attention! And to you... for being such an amazing understanding girlfriend and making me so very happy.

I can't believe my glasses broke the moment she took stage! And I can't believe the disgusting a$$ people in front of us. I could go my whole life without having to see anything like them again and be perfectly happy. UGH NASTY!

But... I wouldn't take that night back for anything. All the band members were just so nice! I really liked talking to all of them. I want to thank you for that. I know I bought the tickets, but you introduced me to OED and we listened to PS together, and without you, the night wouldn't have been as amazing as it was. Thank you for being wonderful, and most importantly, for being you. I love you punkin.
Brief candle; burn away
I will die another day
Goblins in my passageway
Cannot keep this life at bay
Dogs dogs dogs.
Socks socks socks.
Dogs socks dogs.
Socks dogs socks.

I'm a dog and I enjoy playing with socks for some reason.
DON'T JUDGE ME!

Friday, August 29, 2014

A League of Their Own

I KNEW you'd love it! LOL. I just knew it. We share such an awesome taste in movies babydoll. I couldn't be happier. A League of Their Own is one of my all-time favorites. Sharing it with you was fantastic. I just love curling up on OUR couch... you, me and that crazy cat, and creating memories together. And I'm also glad you didn't make fun of me too bad for bawling my eyes out!! I can't believe you didn't shed a tear... you meanie! :-P

Thursday, August 28, 2014

Psychostick & One Eyed Doll

OMG, I'm SO excited!!! Three.more.days and we get to see Psychostick and One Eyed Doll in concert!! I'm SO happy you introduced me to OED months ago and I stumbled upon the show coming here and then bought us tickets! 

Anywho, I LOVE these songs!!

PSYCHOSTICK:
I know what you're thinking
You're thinking, "This is a song"
Well I guess I'll just have to show you
Exactly where you are WRONG!

Why aren't you hearing the cheese?
Why aren't you feeling the ham?
If you don't listen you'll miss it
You don't understand
I will explain it all once
I can explain it all twice
To make it clear to your brain
Until you've taken a bite

What if your face was made of bumblebees?
You would be like "Dude, this really sucks, I do not want a face made out of bumblebees."
What if your dad was made of rainbows?
You would be like "OMG that's lame, I want a dad made out of Ninja Robots."

What if your pool was filled with applesauce?
What if a hotdog was your tongue?
What if your mouth was filled with broken glass, and fire ants, and three-meat jambalaya?

Happy and bouncy and jiggly and wiggly. 
Round and pound, just leave me all giggly. 
A couple of supple and simple delights can. 
bring out the smile in every straight man. 
(And some chicks too.) 

Now I want you to reveal what you conceal. 
Lose the bra so that I can cop a feel. 
Glory to boobs, fleshy mountains of high
they're so wonderful they make me want to cry. 

I want to grab them, I want to shake em, I want to nom em, because boobs. 
I want to squeeze em, I want to slap em, I want to punch em, because boobs.

ONE EYED DOLL:
I made a dress from a choir girl's skin
I wore it to church, the preacher said I'd sinned
Forgive me Father for my fashion crime
Your skin is so nice I'll use yours next time
And I did!
Serial killers are people too
If you take away the voices I'm just like you
I'll hack you up and bury you in my yard
But why does making friends have to be so very hard?

For I'm afraid if I should make
But one little tiny sound
A monster will take a wooden stake
And nail me to the ground

I can see a monster's shadow
Monster in my head
I can taste a monster's breath
A monster in my bed

Wednesday, August 20, 2014

Blended!

Haha, you were right. AS Usual! LOL anything with Drew Barrymore and Adam Sandler is a definite winner... even without seeing a single trailer or poster for it, we went and loved it. And it really fit us, huh? We ARE a blended family... I definitely think you've been welcomed into the family with ease tho... I guess you lucked out and didn't get anyone with children wanting to have an elephant stomp on your head, right!??!

LOL but seriously... when are we going to Africa!??!?!

Saturday, August 16, 2014

Stevie Nicks/Misty Day/AHS/Landslide

Where else to begin... where it ALL started. Stevie Nicks.. Misty Day... American Horror Story...  Landslide. Do you remember the day we met.. I tell you all about the scene where Misty Day gushes over Stevie Nicks? And you reveal how you feel the exact same way she did? Is that the point where you fell for me?